If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
oh god i got Steve Carlsburg
I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life
imagine modern au marauders dog-shaming Sirius for getting out of hand in animagus form
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
Glad this person posted this - I have synesthesia too. I can taste music.
THIS IS SO COOL THOUGH!
Well, in a meta sort of way. Imagine tasting music! What an interesting experience it must be!
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
go go the weapon go
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
can I have all of these
Omg bedrooms. Bedrooms are my favorite room(s) of the house.
Third year introduces the exciting prospect of Hogsmeade, and to Sirius it sounds like a brilliant opportunity to extend the reaches of the Marauders’ domain to beyond the castle walls, a plan which mostly involves spending upwards of a hundred galleons each at the newly-opened Zonko’s. A week or so before the first trip, however, James informs him in a worried tone that upperclassmen always have dates to Hogsmeade and they’re definitely the only ones without and oh god it’s going to be mortifying and no of course I’m not going with you, you prat—so Sirius sets about the business of finding a suitable date.
Thirteen-year-old Sirius Black is all about house pride and so a Gryffindor girl is the only acceptable option. Mary MacDonald’s already asked Remus (who acquiesced politely and is not gloating nearly enough for landing a date with such an attractive female) and whatshername-Evans-plus-posse are in the prime of their anti-Marauders vendetta, so Sirius pursues the remaining member of the third-year girls’ dormitory: Marlene McKinnon.
Standoffish and highly insecure, Marlene doubts the authenticity of his offer—surely it’s part of some cruel scheme to humiliate her in a moment of vulnerability—but she accepts warily on the off-chance that maybe he’s being genuine.
Unfortunately, Sirius isn’t interested in much besides causing a ruckus with James (and, later on, Remus and Peter, the former having had a very successful date and the latter having had difficulty finding interesting conversation topics with his Hufflepuff escort), so Marlene is left feeling neglected and unsure. Sirius walks her back to the castle that evening and she thanks him politely for the date, but when she reaches her dormitory she draws the curtains around had bed and berates herself for being so damn boring that her date barely even acknowledged her presence.
It’s much, much later—when Marlene has discovered and asserted her confidence and revealed a wit to rival Remus’s—that Sirius takes notice of her again. The date is apologized for and forgiven by both parties, and they easily slip into a comfortable friendship bound by excellent taste in music and a shared fondness for loud, all-night common room parties.